Friday, October 29, 2010

IMPULSE


A man and woman at the train station.

M- Why are you leaving, again?
W- The fact that you have already forgotten is ludicrous.
M- I just don't understand. I thought you were happy.
W- Don't give me that fluff Walter. You know as well as I know that I've never been happy.
M- Waaawaahhhhat?
W- Yes. I mean what I said. 
M- Annette. Calm down for a brief moment.
W- NO!!! You always do this Walter! You act as if I'm a child! I can think for myself!
M- Of course you can Annette.
W- NO!!! You always agree with me!
M- I know Annette.
W- STOP! STOP. STOP.
M- Annette, let's just go home.
W- Okay.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Bad Poetry - Rappin' it out

My mader killed my fader
And my fader used a knife
Run run run
She lived

Then came the children all covered in snow
From head to toe
We seek for peace
When there is no more to lease

Ya gotta have confidence
If you want some happiness
So go back to mader and fader
They're callin' ya

Friday, October 1, 2010

DIRECT ORDERS

You have direct orders to rock out ya fool. 
Rock out like the sun is melting crimson
Rock out like a goose just laid a golden egg
Rock out like a buff man on steroids
Rock out like you just won American Idol
Rock out like a girl that has been asked out this weekend
Rock out like a pig that just got fed
Rock out like you got a 5 on the AP test
Rock out like a mother that just birthed a babe
Rock out like a father that witnessed a miracle
Rock out like Led Zeppelin on fire
Rock out like a baby with a fresh diaper
Rock out like a high druggie
Rock out like a seagull with some grub
Rock out like a graduated senior
Rock out like you’ve just had your first kiss
Rock out like you just won a ticket to Paris
Rock out like your garden just grew over night
Rock out like you just lassoed the moon
Rock out like there is no tomorrow 

SHAKE THE DUST

This is for the buck-toothed Billy’s.This is for the legless.This is for the freaks. SHAKE THE DUST This is for the weeping men of war.This is for the children that are scared of monsters and can’t sleep each night.This is for the hungry.SHAKE THE DUST This is for the Micheal Jackson fans.This is for the mother with a miscarriage.This is for the loss of a loved one.SHAKE THE DUST This is for the addicts.This is for the killers.This is for the ones that are dying— just out of reach— barely barely…everything out of their control.This is for the obese that can barely walk. SHAKE THE DUST This is for the jerks that need a boost of confidence.This is for the people without a match in life.This is for the homeless.SHAKE THE DUST
This is for the daydreamers.
This is for the peacemakers.
This is for the star gazers.
This is for the sky-divers.
SHAKE THE DUST
This is for the teenagers struggling through high school.This is for the drug lords that’ll never stop dealin’.
SHAKE THE DUST
...........right of your shoulders. Remember each and every day that you are someone. No matter what, you can be anything you want to be.